Ok so I had a bad Mom day. No really I did. We walked to the library and it was “mom look at this”, “Mom look at that”, “why do cars have wheels?”, “Do birds fall down?”, “Mommy, mommy, mommmy MOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!”
I honestly told them the next kid to call me Mommy has to play in the chicken coop. We don’t have chickens and are planning to turn it into a play house some day so it isn’t horrible.
But these words actually came out of my mouth today
“Leave me alone I want to go pee by myself.”